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Virus Online -site by site goes down

June 9th, 2010 admin No comments

Dracu stie ce am facut, acum cand credeam ca sunt perfect clean :D . Am luat un virus, nu stiu cum, probabil mi-a furat parola de ftp la host, si imi modifica toate fisierele cu un cod javascript malicious. Google m-a sesizat, iar eu vad cum tot cate un site, pe zi ce trece, este offline din cauza lui.

In seara asta schimb parola, sper sa nu fie de pe local. Si sper sa o rezolv repede, inainte ca Google sa le indexeze pe toate cu virusi :(

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Free Porn For Idiots & Romance Porn

May 12th, 2010 admin No comments

Nu instig la pornografie, nu am intrat pe site-urile astea in cautare de prostii, ci doar numele de domenii mi-au atras atentia. Tineti-va bine, primul nume de domeniu o sa va dea pe spate :lol:
Asadar:

1. freepornforidiots.com – Free porn For idiots

Any idiot can get free porn here. Become a proud idiot today!


Si link spre site: atentie, are continut adult! freepornforidiots.com – Free porn For idiots

Mi s-a parut tare sloganul lor, si mai ales ca au inregistrat numele asta de domeniu. Vorba aia, tre’ sa fi idiot sa dai banii pe porn (si asta nu fiindca exista torrent, ci fiindca tre sa fi cu capul pe umeri sa nu te uiti la asa ceva :lol: )

2. romanceporn.com
Unde dracu e romantismul in pornografia asta?!

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Ubuntu 10.04 Relase Party

May 12th, 2010 admin No comments

Nu rata Ubuntu 10.04 Relase Party ! In data de 14 mai 2010 ora 14:00, vineri, la Facultatea de Inginerie “Hermann Oberth” . Veniti cu bunici, frati, surori, prieteni, intrarea este libera.

Cititi mai multe aici despre lansarea Ubuntu 10.04

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Ce ai face cu 14,700E si cum faci reclama ascunsa unui radio

May 11th, 2010 admin 2 comments

Ma plimbam pe autovit.ro , si am mai strans ceva randuri de povestit pe blog :lol: .

Incep cu o intrebare : voi ce a-ti face cu 14,700E ?

si termin cu un raspuns la “Cum poti face reclama ascunsa unui post de radio?:lol:
R: simplu.radio europa fm

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Cea mai penala discutie ever. SEO misspelled CEO

May 9th, 2010 admin 5 comments

Luata de pe forum, intre un user ce angaja un freelancer pentru a inscrie un articol in directoare de articole:

Merita citita, dar acordati putina atentie. Este mai ceva ca cel mai tare banc citit pana acum :D
Enjoy :lol: :

Freelancer: Hi, I just came to know that you need a person to submit articles?
Me: Yes, do you have any experience in that work?
Freelancer: which work?
Me: Article posting, what else.
Freelancer: Yes, I can write articles.
Me: Ok, But I need a poster not a writer. I have an article and I want you to post in the directories mentioned in the list I provide you.
Freelancer: How many articles are der?
Me: just one article and to be posted in several directories.
Freelancer: Why don’t you do this work yourself?
Me: Lol. I do not have time that’s why I want to outsource this work?
Freelancer: Do I have to pay to someone, if I post an article to these directories.
Me: oh no! why will you pay? The directories are free. You need to create account and post article on each directory.
Freelancer: account? Wt account?
Me: Account on these directories, I mean you will have to be registered first.
Freelancer: What is your paypal password?
Me: what?
Freelancer: What is your paypal password?
Me: Why you need that? And why I will give you?
Freelancer: Actually, if you do not pay me then I can transfer the amount myself after completion of work, actually I want to confirm that I will get payment.
Me: Lol. No one will give you the paypal pw, from which country you are?
Freelancer: Bangladesh, ok, tell me the work now.
Me: OMG, what we were talking before this. I have an article and I want you to submit that article to different directories and I will pay you.
Freelancer: Are you a female?
Me: now why you want this info ? Does it matter?
Freelancer: No, simply.
Me: Ok, so you are interested in this work? Can you do it?
Freelancer: I do not know anyting about coding.
Me: Oh man! Why coding?
Freelancer: I mean to say I do not know about any html tags to submit articles.
Me: I will provide you everything, just create account and copy and paste the matter.
Freelancer: about what nich the articles are?
Me: you mean ‘niche’?
Freelancer: ya ya
Me: those are related to SEO
Freelancer: You do a lot of misspelled?
Me: how?
Freelancer: The correct term is CEO and not SEO, my uncle is CEO. check above what you typed?
Me: no, it is seo and I think you know nothing about internet marketing, I need to find someone other for this work.
Freelancer: wait…
Me: What?
Freelancer: I am a graphic designer too. I can design some good things 4 u.
Me: like?
Freelancer: like anything you want, for example if you have a color photo and want to convert it to black n white then I can do it for you for $1 only for all sizes.
Me: Can you create a banner?
Freelancer: No, I am not a painter, I am talking about photoshop not the real painting. Photoshop is a computer software that is used for image editing.
Me: Oh really! Thanks for this great info. You changed my life completely.
Freelancer: so, do you have any work in photoshop
Me: first, tell me what is your age?
Freelancer: I was born in 1887
Me: what?
Freelancer: sorry, 1987
Me: ok, I will get back to you when I hv some work, thanks for your time.
Freelancer: so, you do not have any work for now?
Me: sorry.
Freelancer: I will complaint moderators that you start false threads to waste people time.
Me: Do what you want, please leave me, thanks, bye

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HardDisk cu probleme?

April 9th, 2010 admin No comments

 Imi e teama ca HardDisk-ul laptop-ului meu ar avea ceva probleme. Nu cred sa fie din Windows, l-am reinstalat recent. Cand dau ‘Copy’ la fisiere, ii ia ceva dimp de gandire doar pana ‘decodeaza instructiunea’, sa nu mai vorbesc de copierea bitilor in sine.

Nu am incercat un defragmenter la Hard Disk, si nici nu l-am scanat cu un HDD Fixer .

Laptopul a mai avut el ceva probleme cu aerisirea blocata, pe care am rezolvat-o rapid si fara costuri in plus.

Nu imi ramane decat sa vad cum se comporta HDD-ul laptopului dupa ce grijesc oleaca asupra lui. Si daca stau sa ma gandesc, nu imi e de pierderea in sine a lui (nu stiu cat valoareaza un hard Disk la 250GB), cat imi e de pierderea unor fisiere importante, la care am lucrat de-alungul timpului. Am o lene sa fac un DVD de nu va inchipuiti.

Azi finalizez un nou proiect sper..tot unul care o sa stea in pending list (dpdvd al continutului si al features-urilor avansate) o buna vreme

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